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Standard American Foreign Policy

'The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Senora, there are tree rezons why I wanna increase.
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor husband he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second rezan eez that I am better cook than you."
(continued...)

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third rezon is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife, really boiling mad and through gritted teeth asks:
"And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Senora ... The gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"

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