Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third rezon is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife, really boiling mad and through gritted teeth asks:
"And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Senora ... The gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
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